Zombie Wedding Survival Tips

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Picture the scene. It’s your big day, you’re dressed in a beautiful white dress or a drop dead gorgeous suit. All your family and all of your friends are sat in the large hall with huge smiles on their faces. This is the day you marry the love of your life. Until, suddenly, ol’ granny in the front row begins spurting blood from her toothless slackjaw. Her eyes are deader than usual yet she’s jumps to her feet and rushes toward the priest. Her wrinkled prune-like face snarls as she leaps on the man in black and rip a gaping hole in his neck, gushing with blood. Soon, grampa’s in on the act too! Noming away at the guests. Before you know it all your friends and all of your family are running around eating one another. From your best friend to the great aunt you had to invite out of politeness. Soon, all Hell has broken loose and before your eyes is a blood soaked orgy of limb-devouring and brain chewing as a chorus of screams from the children’s choir drown out the sombre tones of the church organ.

What to do?

Well, here's a thread to share your advice if such a zombie outbreak occurs whilst you're at a wedding. What do you do? What should you use for weapons?

This week, I've been creating some tongue-in-cheek tips on how to survive, with Wedding weapons including:

• Exploding Rice Pigeons
  
• Champagne Shotguns
  
• Dad Dancing Chainsaw Mutilating Machines
  
• Face Melting Laser Ring Of Death

This are all very silly, and most likely wouldn't work in real-life, but it's still lots of fun.

So come up with your own wedding themed home-made weapons below