Jamie Oliver zombies (or "Mockneys")
These creatures spread thier virus by vomiting olive oil over thier victims. The first sign of being infected is describing stuff like asparagus and rocket as "supercool" or "pukka". Later, the victim's tongue swells to an enormous size, making normal speech almost impossible, until finally, the unfortunate victim dies in agony as thier blood turns into balsamic vinegar. Junk food has been known to repel these creatures but it's effects are only temporary.
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