Fear not citizens, for here she comes...
Wronger of Rights
breaker of the mended
destroyer of the working.
I touch it and it shudders and stops working
I grasp it and it comes off in my hand (which is why i dont have a boyfriend!)
i am BAD-LUCK GIRL.
[As soon as you read this, your computer WILL crash, your cup of coffee WILL get knocked over, your phone WILL ring and stop just before you get to it and your dog WILL have a poo on the floor!!!]
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People try to put us down
Just because we get around
Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |