Well I guess I better add my list of the most painful haunting misfortunate viewings I have endured.
Last Slumber Party (AKA the last shitter Poooopy)
Bagman (AKA,Freak In Brown Paper Bag being a tit)
Suicide (makes you want to commit it watching)
The Dungeon (Wish some bugger would throw every copy of this bow-locks into one!!!)
April Fools Day Remake (The jokes on the poor sod who watches it!!)
Black Xmas Remake (Black death would be more exciting)
Halloween Remake (AKA The Night he did my head In)
Devils Rejects (How Apt the movie is full of rejects)
Seed (Planted a "Seed" of doubt to my sanity watching this)
Feed (Food for thought indeed, the thought of binning it!!)
Creepshow III (AKA CRAPSHOW III, how dare you let the previous 2 excellent films down)
Don't Open Till Xmas (Don't open at all!!, if it was an xmas gift give it back!!)
Camp Blood (AKA CAMP CRUD!!!, what a load of bow-locks)
Camp Blood II (AKA Camp Crud II: Why the Feck are we suffering again?)
Redneck Zombies (More like DEADNECK morons!)
Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town (AKA Sad Tarts In Loserville)
Titanic (And Unfortunately I know this crap will go on....and on...for an unbearable duration)
Speed II Cruise Control (Aka Slow II: Booze Control, Slow Boring, and need a bottle of grog to get to the end, a let down to the brilliant speed)
Dodgeball (Dodge it at all costs, If you got the Balls!!)
BE COOL (More like Be Crap, John Travolta Becomes John REVOLTER!!)
The Simpsons Movie (What a Let down to the actual show!!, DOH!)
The Graveyard: (AKA the BRAVEyard, you have to be brave to see it through!!)
Seed Of Chucky: (Aka Peed OFF with Chucky), A once brilliant series comes to a "Dolliabolical letdown")
Sleeping With The Enemy: (well they got the sleeping part right, because that is what your be doing by the end)
Blood Feast II All You Can Eat (More like about all you can STOMACH!!, of this crap!)
I walked with a zombie (Yeah well I walked with Mum, and that would of made a more entertaining view!!!, we even passed the TexacoGarage opposite the flats we live.........ain't that exciting and unlikely???)
Flight Of The Living Dead (Yeah well pack ya suitcase, and send this on a well deserved Plane Journey to Outer Mongolia)
Happy Gilmore (Well he may of been Happy but the viewer gets a nervous breakdown!!, FOURRRRRRRRRRRR)
The Eye (Wish I had an eye transplant and couldn't yet see, mind you hearing this crap is as bad as seeing it!!)
Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness (More like Barmy of Crapness, mad to insult the first 2 with this crap)
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