A few weeks back I read Robert W chambers King in yellow. It's a good book and a reccomended read for fans of horror and fantay fiction. While jobless i've decided to dabble with a little creative writing and i've written a short story based on Chambers book. Its flawed and my writing skills need some work but as a first effort I dont think its terrible.


The order of the yellow sign.

By Keir Arts.

Peter Smith...

This year I have a quandry...........this year I finally decided on (drum roll)

Water Power (Shaun Costello)
&
The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave

But what to show in between? (in between people throwing up haha)

I usually try and lighten the mood, but am limited to a half hour break, and can't really show The Amazing Screw-on Head AGAIN...

Any tips??
I know it's a bit late, but with everything I've had to cope...

since rereading my last blog (the shitter8 one) and having noticed its incoherence, i&i have resolved to being more evenhanded and fair in my treatment of mainstream cinema. why, just this last year hollywood gave us lovely N E W versions of crappy old films (pooh! who wants to see them...) such as The Thing and Straw Dogs. What an improvement! none of that nasty subtext etc.
since they went to all the trouble of this, why stop there? lets spruce up every film! shia la bouf as citizen...

ah, glastonbury....corporate bollocks or what??
ahem. i just dont like u2/coldplay. so i watched a fair chunk of Dexter (series 5)...tis a bit "all over the shop" and filled with guests...get your own series julia!! but then after Lithgow's star turn anything would have been a let down....but i feel that the writers felt the same so there's a "...and the kitchen sink" approach...
it may even out, but not really bothered as new Breaking Bad is imminent...after refreshing...

A darkened room, the place looks a mess. Theres blood across the walls and broken furniture everywhere. From somewhere distant I can hear moaning and the crackling of fire. My friends are all in the room now, grabbing health packs and assault rifles, moving around and checking adjacent rooms.

"you ready mate" one of my friends asks.

I check my assault rifle, its fully loaded.

"lets go!" I reply.

One by one we make our...