My name is Edward Harris. This blog will follow my quest to make a career out of professional wrestling. As a kid, I jumped between wanting to be a magician, an actor, an athlete, a comedian and an artist. At age 8, I discovered professional wrestling and discovered I can be all 5. While I was at school I couldn’t entertain people in wrestling matches so I took a video camera and did whatever else I could think of. This currently amounts to 300 hours of videos ranging from sleeping in bedshops to...

The Howdy Family





From Left: 'Ribs' Howdy, 'Runt' Howdy, Veranda Howdy, 'Rump' Howdy, Rev. Shrimp Howdy

Sibling Free-Jazz-Punk group "The Howdy Family" are well known for their violently confrontational live shows, which saw Saxophonist Veranda Howdy smashing her instrument into the side of music critic Dick Shunt's head at an infamous gig in London's Denge Club earlier in the year.

Formed by the home schooled Brothers...

Hello Readers!

Some of you may have noticed a creepy old man is writing about obscure music.

Clearly, this is me fooling around, making fun of old prog rock and generally attempting to create an alternate fake history of music.

There's a couple of reasons for doing this...

Firstly, having spent years reading Mojo, Shindig and Record Collector, as well as endless music biographies, I felt there was some mileage in taking rock history, throwing...

El Rocco





El Rocco is currently the best selling artist on the Peruvian Muscle-Funk scene.

He first came to prominence as the lead singer in the multi-platinum teen band "El Grupo Del Sexi Go!" in the mid 80s, when the group was formed by music biz chancer Dick Jesus. A ruthless shark, he forced his teen charges up the South American hit parades through a strict regime of payola and intimidation. El Rocco faced violent threats and blackmail,...

The Fraudulent Increments




Back row from left: Dobie Grid (Percussion), Randy Trumb (The Stones of Ambiguity), Thomas Puffin (Rhodes Piano), Peter Repeater (Alto Sax), Ricky 'Thump' Hives (Drums)

Front Row from Left: Godfrey Wemble (Guitar), Cretin Dan (Electo-Washboard), Danson Dogrell (French Horn), Ernest Platitude (Ooze Pipe), The Delusion (Vibes)

Relaxed: Trent Bensone (Bass & Vocals)


Furious scene leaders...