Chuck Norris Facts

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When it comes to bad-asses there's only one person mighty enough to wear the king's crown of bad-assness. Chuck Norris! His incredible power and popularity has been compared to the gods, although that would be an insult to Norris.

A lot has been said about this legend, so here's a thread to post and share any 'facts' you have about Chuck Norris. Here's a few I found online to get the ball rolling...

• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
• Chuck Norris invented water.

Have some fun and post your fact about the Norris below....

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Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and Kill


The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris fist


Chuck Norris does not own a stove , oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold

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When Chuck Norris falls in water Chuck Norris dose not get wet water gets Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not shower he only takes blood baths

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not ring the wrong number You answer the wrong phone

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Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories

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Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet he scares the s**t out of it

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris