Norwegia Ninja - Ninjas Attack!
The Ninja, silent, steadfast and true. Lurking in the background, ready to strike without warning.
Now, with the upcoming release of Norwegian Ninja, the masked assassins of legend are back, ready to bring Nunchuck controversy back to a million playgrounds.
But... which movies do you think could be improved by a little Ninja action? Would Four Weddings and a Funeral have been a more satisfying experience if Hugh Grant had been hit cleanly between the eyes with a throwing star before he started stammering in that uniquely English way of his? Would the Sex in the City movie work better for you with a few choice cheesewire stealth killings?
Offer up your suggestions now, the best will be stolen by me with a smile and used to create a new blog post on the OFFICIAL SITE in a couple of weeks. I'm sure a DVD copy will be swiftly despatched via Ninja-Mail for the funniest offering.
Top of the list would have to be The English Patient -- if any film needed some entertainment and a break from the utter tedium on screen, it would be that. The film would be a million times better with some chop sockey action as one, come to think of it, Titanic!
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