Bitch Slap (2009)

[Philleh]

Erm... Wow! (Okay, so I'm still a 14 year old at heart - sue me! )



Synopsis (...ish)

3 Bad Girls, 1 Desert, 1 Supercharged Thunderbird, 1,473 Exotic
Weapons, 1 Ruthless Crimelord, $206 Million in Stolen Goods, A
Cop Who May Not be a Cop, Hundreds More Cops who are Cops (Maybe...),
317 Mercenaries, A Pair of Mentally Challeneged Contract killers, 1 Device
that could snuff out life on Earth, Impromptu Wet T-Shirt Spectaculars,
Existential String Theory, Serveral pairs of "Pouty Puss" Underwear,
Girl on Girl...On Girl...Fighting, Nasty Nuns, Circus Freaks, A sword
wielding psychopath, Elvis Impersonators, 1 Creepy Pre-Schooler, Hot Women in bars, Hotter women behind bars, 4 psychotropic drug trips, a
cavalcade of Horny strippers, Ferrari vs. Porsche vs. Yugo, Deadly sex torys, Feral Feminists in G-Strings, Savage Bikini Waxing, One badass hearse, The Department of Homeland Security, Vegas Porn Stars,
A spirited round of Honduran snuff sex, international intrique, death and
dismemborment, Celebrity cameos, one pissed off midget, The Greatest
chick fight in cinema history, Genorous amounts of Mouth-Watering Female
Flesh, More cleveage than you shake a stick at and Kidney-rattling
Erotic Displays of Carnal prowess heretofor Unimagined...

The greatest trailer ever made?
http://www.terrorfeed.com/index.php?...h-Slap-Trailer

Roll on Christmas!!

[Peter Neal]

Well, to me it's another slice of "lazy filmmaking" in the sense that some filmmakers should really start to MAKE "new" new movies instead of more "old" ones...but hey, I'm the first in line when there's a new "hommage" to 70's backwoods horror on the horizon, so who am I to judge?

Could be fun, surely more so than "Death Proof" anyway.

[vincenzo]

Sounds like George Dubya's personal wish list.

[Philleh]

I'm not going to lie... I want to see for the slow motion breast shots! lol

[Gigantor]

Has anybody checked this one out yet?

[Philleh]

I'll be watching it tonight.

[Gigantor]

Did you see it yet?

[stevoj]

I've been waiting on this film for ages.It seems to have taken a while to get a release.Being a huge fan of both Hercules and Xena and with the film featuring Kevin Sorbo,Lucy Lawless,Michael Hurst and Renee O'Conner,I can't wait to see what it's like....and yes,the slow motion breast shots too

[bizarre_eye]

According to Amazon et al this is getting a UK release on 19th April. Any of you fine chaps (or chapesses) seen this yet?

[Wolf]

I kind of... want to see this... for some reason.