What horror film would YOU make?

[pedromonkey]

This is an idea i have had for nearly 5 years and have even tried writing it..

1942, FRANCE is completely occupied by the germans, The french resistance have acquired intell on a german weapons factory on the border of france and Switzerland. The newly created british commando unit is tasked with parachuting into france to raid and destroy the factory, but what they discover is that it's a actually a cover for the germans expriments into creating super soldiers that has gone wrong and created a horde of zombie nazi's. the british retreat to a near by church where they stand off against the horde of nazi zombies and then try to escape to switzerland which was a neutral zone during WW2.

i have a title and the budget would be around 3-4 mill.

[Demdike]

Originally Posted by pedromonkey

This is an idea i have had for nearly 5 years and have even tried writing it..

1942, FRANCE is completely occupied by the germans, The french resistance have acquired intell on a german weapons factory on the border of france and Switzerland. The newly created british commando unit is tasked with parachuting into france to raid and destroy the factory, but what they discover is that it's a actually a cover for the germans expriments into creating super soldiers that has gone wrong and created a horde of zombie nazi's. the british retreat to a near by church where they stand off against the horde of nazi zombies and then try to escape to switzerland which was a neutral zone during WW2.

i have a title and the budget would be around 3-4 mill.

Sounds a bit like the classic videogame Castle Wolfenstein. I would be up for that though.

[pedromonkey]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Sounds a bit like the classic videogame Castle Wolfenstein. I would be up for that though.

it's a cross between Dawn of the dead, Assault on Precinct 13 and Dirty dozen.
It's called MEDAL OF HORROR

[Demdike]

Originally Posted by pedromonkey

it's a cross between Dawn of the dead, Assault on Precinct 13 and Dirty dozen.
It's called MEDAL OF HORROR

I am already trying to preorder this on Amazon.

[J.R.]

My film would be... Vampire Asshole. Its the story of a man who was bitten on the ring by a partially blind vampire, and now his rectum craves human blood!!! This man, played by Ron Jeremy, can't control it when his date attacks, with fangs on the necks of beautiful young women... naked beautiful young women.

The only thing the Vampire Asshole is afraid of is breakdancing, as if he can't resist the beat and starts to dance, and slips over onto something, well, a stake through the freckle will surely destroy it.

2 millions tops and it would easily rival Evil Clutch!!!

By the way, sequels will include Scars of the Vampire Asshole, Taste the Ass of Dracula and Vampire Asshole - Ass of Darkness.


Hello... is anyone there?

[Demdike]

Originally Posted by J.R.

My film would be... Vampire Asshole. Its the story of a man who was bitten on the ring by a partially blind vampire, and now his rectum craves human blood!!! This man, played by Ron Jeremy, can't control it when his date attacks, with fangs on the necks of beautiful young women... naked beautiful young women.

The only thing the Vampire Asshole is afraid of is breakdancing, as if he can't resist the beat and starts to dance, and slips over onto something, well, a stake through the freckle will surely destroy it.

2 millions tops and it would easily rival Evil Clutch!!!

By the way, sequels will include Scars of the Vampire Asshole, Taste the Ass of Dracula and Vampire Asshole - Ass of Darkness.


Hello... is anyone there?

From the country that brought you I Know how many Runs you Scored Last Summer, nothing surprises me.

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Perhaps you should send a script to Frank Hennenlotter J.R.!

[J.R.]

Thank you... maybe I should!!!

Or if anyones got a few grand to spare...

[Demoncrat]

well, id like to see UBIK on screen, though this would cost easily as much as Avaturd, so its only a dream......

[mr 420]

My film would be a period-set version of Sawney Bean with a disclaimer at the beginning stating it is a true story (like the rest of the phonies). No cgi, just Giannetto De Rossi and Tom Savini finally teaming up together to create the mother of all gore-fests.