Leaked Nazi Zombie War Documents

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

You thought flesh-eating zombies were purely the work of fiction? Think again!

These fascinating documents have just been leaked online. The documents show that the Nazis were in fact experimenting on Russian Soldiers in an attempt to bring them back to life and create an infected army of living dead killers! Apparently they were ordered to be destroyed - burnt - by Hitler but someone must've snuck one away. This is all that remains...

Scary stuff!

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

You thought flesh-eating zombies were purely the work of fiction? Think again!

These fascinating documents have just been leaked online. The documents show that the Nazis were in fact experimenting on Russian Soldiers in an attempt to bring them back to life and create an infected army of living dead killers! Apparently they were ordered to be destroyed - burnt - by Hitler but someone must've snuck one away. This is all that remains...

Scary stuff!

Is it April 1st already?

[Roughale]

Man hätte sich ruhig ein bischen mehr Mühe geben können, das in richtigem Deutsch zu verfassen...

Have fun translating this, I recommend not using the same people who wrote the badly cheap looking documents

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Roughale

Man hätte sich ruhig ein bischen mehr Mühe geben können, das in richtigem Deutsch zu verfassen...

Have fun translating this, I recommend not using the same people who wrote the badly cheap looking documents

Using the power of Google translate...

"They had quiet a bit more of an effort, in the correct German to compose"

Those docs are just a bit of fun.

[Roughale]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

Using the power of Google translate...

"They had quiet a bit more of an effort, in the correct German to compose"

Those docs are just a bit of fun.

Actually Google is not precise here, it was actually along the line "They could have used a little more effort in these translations..." No harm done, I laughed and I bet that was the purpose

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Roughale

Actually Google is not precise here, it was actually along the line "They could have used a little more effort in these translations..." No harm done, I laughed and I bet that was the purpose

I was originally just going to use words like 'Nein, heil, weiner, frankfurter, dauchund, uber and Beethoven' over and over again It would've probably made more sense than Google did!

[Pacmandarin]

Looks legit!

[Hawkmonger]

Blow me! Hitler really was an un-dead scum ring! I knew it I FREAKIN KNEW IT!

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Take a look at this video which recently surfaced on the web. Apparently it's the only remaining footage taken from these Nazi 'Anti-Death' experiments which aimed to re-animate the dead...

[Roughale]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

I was originally just going to use words like 'Nein, heil, weiner, frankfurter, dauchund, uber and Beethoven' over and over again It would've probably made more sense than Google did!

Having fun here, huh? Go on have it your way, but who was your German teacher, Monty, or Python? Or both?

It is a little above what Google translate can offer, but that is done by chained up children being tortured to have a quick translation any way, so it lacks experience

In dem Sinne:

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!