Weekly Comp - Gates Of Hell Box Set - 06/11/2011 - FINISHED

[bigandya]

At first she attacked television violence...



Then it was the turn of the video nasties...



Finally in 2001 she died at the age of 91...

Now, 10 years later, the MWRV has been perfected by the National Listeners' and Viewers' Association and used to resurrect the bastion of public decency.... only something has gone wrong. The Mary Whitehouse Resurrection Virus, intended to raise the Lady Mary from her grave to fight once more against the Shameless evils on the DVD shelves of the UK, has instead resurrected ALL the corpses in the world... IN HER IMAGE!

Whitehouse has returned! And is out for BLOOD!



Scary Mary is BACK!

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by fuzzymctiger

That or Paris Hilton. Ever heard her having a whine in that annoying accent? Imagine a whole bunch of those wandering down the street, with a few doing the make up. The noise would be HORRIBLE!!

Just off topic...Ever seen the remake of House Of Wax?
SPOILER ALERT - She gets a pole right through her head! - SPOILER ALERT

[Zombie Dude]

I don't know but this scares me:


I shiver to bone thinking about a plague that turned everybody into Robert Patterson. Worse still would be a plague that simply turned people into different characters from the Twilight Saga.

[fish]

damn i wanted scary mary the video nasty woman


but instead ill go with silla black - shes scary cuas she suprise suprises you

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by InDogWeTrust

Just off topic...Ever seen the remake of House Of Wax?
SPOILER ALERT - She gets a pole right through her head! - SPOILER ALERT

Yes I have! They had it on the posters: "See Paris die!!".
She also has her head lopped off in an episode of Supernatural.
Imagine all of the Paris zombies with poles in their heads.

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by fuzzymctiger

Yes I have! They had it on the posters: "See Paris die!!".
She also has her head lopped off in an episode of Supernatural.
Imagine all of the Paris zombies with poles in their heads.

Didn't she also die in Repo: The Genetic Opera, or am I just imagining (read: hoping) that? Rubbish film anyway.

[Roughale]

It's hard to select from all the Zombies invading our planet these days, here is just a few:

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by fuzzymctiger

Imagine all of the Paris zombies with poles in their heads.

If you have seen her film One Night in Paris, its not too difficult to imagine actually.

[Rassilon]

Im afraid the apocolapyse is already here friends. The dead walk amongst us in tracksuits and dappy hats. Moaning there way through life, biting kebabs like flesh. From the first broadcast of N dubz, nothing would be the same. The message was clear and it hit the right audience like a pair of rockports. They hunt, they moan and the spread warts. There leaders, the dappys and the tweedy's want more more more, with less musical worth and everyone is fooled by lyrics about facebook and money....there is only one saviour from these beasts of the twilight.

METALLICA

Four wild horsemen of the apocolypse. All armed with guiters (and drum sticks), ready to save the world from the nu chav tastic nic nak paddy whack music.

come on....call on METALLICA...

Only they can save, and with a little help from there friend Elton John...

The sun won't go down on music.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Then Lou Reed comes along and destroys Metallica with one joint record.