Weekly Comp - Gates Of Hell Box Set - 06/11/2011 - FINISHED
 

Welcome to November! :woot:

Kicking off this month's bunch of comps, I'm giving away three copies of...


Each box set contains the three incredible Fulci films...


Here's some info on this week's prize...


Three times the terror, three times the gore!

Arrow Video invite you to stand before Lucio Fulci’s Gates of Hell and pray for your very souls!

When an insane priest driven mad by evil commits suicide, he threatens to turn the small town of Dunwich into a City of the Living Dead in an Italian splatter masterclass of surreal zombie horror. Can a cynical reporter and a woman with a strange premonition unlock the terrible secret of why the dead walk again?

In The Beyond, a young woman inherits a crumbling New Orleans hotel that sits atop an entrance to hell itself. As the evil emanating from the basement grows stronger, the barriers between this world and the bleak purgatory on the other side become blurred, leading to an outbreak of rotted zombies, killer spiders and blind psychics.

In the third instalment, something hideous, violent and deadly lurks in the basement of The House By The Cemetery and some city dwellers are about to find out what when they move in. Will they survive the supernatural terrors or will the evil Dr. Freudstein triumph in a gruesome early 80s shocker so controversial it became an official video nasty.

Open the gates but be warned... You’ll never return...

ARROWDROME IS A FLEAPIT SELECTED LIBRARY OF CULT FILMS; VIOLENT, HORRIFIC, SLEAZY, EXPLOITATIVE. TO EXPLORE STEP IN TO THE CULT ARENA! EVERY ARROWDROME RELEASE INCLUDES A REVERSIBLE SLEEVE OF ORIGINAL ARTWORK AND A COLLECTOR’S BOOKLET!

ALSO INCLUDES 2 AUDIO COMMENTARIES WITH DAVID WARBECK, CATRIONA MACCOLL AND ANTONELLA FULCI, INTERVIEWS WITH MACCOLL AND CINZA MONREALE, THE ITALIAN MASTER OF SPLATTER FEATURETTE, TRAILERS, TV SPOT & DELETED SCENE + COLLECTOR’S BOOKLET BY STEPHEN THROWER, AUTHOR OF BEYOND TERROR: THE FILMS OF LUCIO FULCI!

ALL TOTALLY UNCUT!

3 DISC SET – RRP £29.99
Release date: 07/11/11

But how do you win?

Well......

We all know that humanity as we know it will eventually be destroyed by the inevitable zombie uprising. There's no doubt about it. But, what if zombies weren't as they appear in the countless amount of films?

What if zombies all looked like one person?!

What if there was a virus that turned the dead into Jedward who began destroying the world with hideous and vomit-inducing renditions of songs, with their stupid hair. Afterall theyu do have the IQ of most zombies.


The thought alone is making me feel faint.

So, what would be the most horrid, the most painful and the most....just plain wrong zombie invasion if a virus (or something similar) turned people into a certain mindless celebrity (or famous face), dead or alive at the moment. Who would it be? What would their horrid unique zombie powers be? What celeb zombies would be the most fun to (re)kill?

The scarierest three entries will each win this awesome boxset!

This comp ends next sunday, anyone can enter and as many times as you like!


GOOD LUCK!

THE GATES OF HELL TRILOGY BOXSET IS OUT ON THE 7TH NOVEMBER. ORDER YOURS HERE!

Kyle :cool:

Bierbies!

Zombie virus turns people into clones of Justin Bieber.

Bierbies have two ways of spreading their virus, using their terrifying piercing vocal chords.... Baby, baby, baby.......oohhhh AHHHHHHHHHH! Or the more terrifying the flying mop top of doom. Justins trademark mop top hair detaches from his head rising upwards and landing on unsuspecting peoples heads devouring their brains. The second is probably the most humane!

Ex-smoker zombies. They don't necessarily want to eat you, but they will moan and nag you into an early grave. Incessant flapping of arms will beat the victim to death and THEN they eat you :eek:

As Brand Beckham begins to crumble, people start to forget the Sludge Girls ever populated the charts with their tedious drivel. David signs a contract to play for Fleetwood Town in the hope of impressing England boss Theo Walcott in an attempt to play in the 2052 World Cup at the age of 73.

Victoria decides they may not be famous anymore, so with the help of the suspended in animation torso of Simon Cowell, the three of them develop a method of turning the world into identical Brand Beckham zombies, using brain destroying energy waves during the 62nd series of the X Factor.

Unfortunately due to the X Factors dwindling ratings, the plan is foiled and the Beckhams crumble to dust.

What could be worse than Jedward zombies
 

Real life living Jedwards infiltrating every house in the country through cable boxes and TV screens is far more terrifying than the zombie idea (at least they'd be more or less dead in that case). Oh wait , we're already living a nightmare!

Jamie Oliver zombies (or "Mockneys")

These creatures spread thier virus by vomiting olive oil over thier victims. The first sign of being infected is describing stuff like asparagus and rocket as "supercool" or "pukka". Later, the victim's tongue swells to an enormous size, making normal speech almost impossible, until finally, the unfortunate victim dies in agony as thier blood turns into balsamic vinegar. Junk food has been known to repel these creatures but it's effects are only temporary.

Chuckle Brother zombies:
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They transmit the virus through their yearly stage shows in which they invite audience members up onto the stage and proceed to bite them whilst uttering their catch phrase "To Me" "To You" and assuring the the rest of the audience it's all just a funny part of the show. You know your infected when you start wearing garish clothing and begin to find that things go comically wrong when carrying out simple household tasks.

No comment needed

Argh.....the horror....the horror er I guess it wouldn't be that horrible as anyone over the age of 9 wouldn't be affected:tongue1:

............:rolleyes: