Extra Comp - Dawn Of The Dragon Slayer - 07/02/2012 - FINISHED

[Gav.76]

SCHINDLER'S DRAGON!!!

After heroically saving the lives of the Jews on his famous list, Schindler then revealed his secret...all along he was just PRETENDING to be a member of the Nazi party to gain info before unleashing his dragon, yes DRAGON! upon the slimy SS guards at Auschwitz! Hoorah!!

[Roughale]

Inglourious Basterd Dragons

Mommy dragon said to her kids: "Anyone of you must back home with at least 100 Nazi heads, best before they have been scalped by that gang from the bottomless Pitt!"

Too Wong Foo (DC)

The long lost Dragon's Cut of the film, would you believe a dragon showed up for audition just because he could not read properly? The audition add read "Looking for drag queens"

Maybe more to come...

[Hawkmonger]

Pulp Dragon Fiction
The cut you never thought you would see!
Ever seen the moment when Jules and Vincent stepped out of the dinner and felt like something was missing?
Well here it is my freind! The truth!
Lions Gate Entertainment have unearthed 20 Min's of previously un- known material in which Director Quentin Tarantino show's our two hero's traveling in search of some hot bitche's in the name of Marcelus Wallace atop fire spewing dragons!
These missing scenes depict our estranged double act travel the gang ridden streets of LA incinerating all that are in there path. Dare you touch the suit case and live to tell the tale?
-"Thy fire breathing mother ****er!"

[bigandya]

Enter the Dragon - the Lost XXX Cut

Recently unearthed in a Chinese archive, this hardcore cut of the legendary Bruce Lee classic finally shows where the film got its title from...

During the previously lost middle reel, we are treated to Han's rigid training regime, and we meet his "pet" dragon which lives in the labyrinthine depths beneath the school...

The dragon which requires sexually satiating by 6 of Han's most ferociously fierce warriors on a nightly basis...

Now, with this reel restored, Han's men really must, "Enter... the Dragon"

[trouserpress]

The story of a once powerful woman, now in her dotage, as she remembers the special man in her life and the help he gave her in ruling the country with a fist of iron. Whenever something needed doing, Dennis the Dragon would be there to make sure things went her way.

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

The story of a once powerful woman, now in her dotage, as she remembers the special man in her life and the help he gave her in ruling the country with a fist of iron. Whenever something needed doing, Dennis the Dragon would be there to make sure things went her way.

Silly me, I thought the film was already about an old dragon!

[trouserpress]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

Silly me, I thought the film was already about an old dragon!

It's now about two old dragons...

[Roughale]

As I can no longer edit my post up there (I missed a word, it should read "Anyone of you must come back home..."), I feel the need to add one more:

We Are No Angels

Yes, the classic movie, starring Humphrey Bogart and Peter Ustinov was originally much longer, but due to a fire at the set (guess who caused it!) the original ending was lost in flames... This ending featured the snake Adolf being discovered and captured, which caused its Godfather Godfrey (a dragon) to come over for its rescue. As all attempted dragon FX were rejected, they had to get a real dragon - fatal mistake as it turned out...

[Baseball Fury]

Enter The Dragon Bruce Lee goes undercover to Mr. Han's island to investigate drug smuggling, but after Williams dies in an opium den, he has to fight Han's personal giant reptilian bodyguard. After giving him a few kicks in the scales, the dragon does a runner, so Bruce ends up in the opium den chasing the dragon.

Badum-tsh.

[trouserpress]

Some guys need a little help from time to time. This film is a reminder of just how popular oral sex with fire-breathing dragons became in the 1970s. This film was the first porn film to go mainstream, and it's not hard to see why. Guys had long fantasized about receiving blow jobs and third-degree burns at the same time...

This film helped to promote safe sex, the precaution being a condom made of asbestos.