Weekly Comp - The Shrine - 19/02/2012

[antmumford]

Originally Posted by Roughale

Do you like tea or coffee? Don't worry about biscuits, I shall have plenty brownies, no idea if from a bull, but the colour fits!

(second special power: Punchline magnetism, ensuring that the last laugh is on me - wait, is that really a good thing? Bloody foreign language )

Tea would be nice thanks, I'm running a little late though. Bumped into BAD-LUCK GIRL on my way in, my head still hurts.

[trouserpress]

My super power would the the ability to make school children vanish from public transport with the click of my fingers. No more crowded trains! No more having to stand on the bus because the 11-year olds don't know they're supposed to offer seats to older people!

My super name? The Curmudgeon.

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

My super power would the the ability to make school children vanish from public transport with the click of my fingers. No more crowded trains! No more having to stand on the bus because the 11-year olds don't know they're supposed to offer seats to older people!

My super name? The Curmudgeon.

I don't believe it!

*Note - to be read in a Victor Meldrew voice!

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

My super power would the the ability to make school children vanish from public transport with the click of my fingers. No more crowded trains! No more having to stand on the bus because the 11-year olds don't know they're supposed to offer seats to older people!

My super name? The Curmudgeon.

Love it!

[Philosophy of a Knife]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

My super power would the the ability to make school children vanish from public transport with the click of my fingers. No more crowded trains! No more having to stand on the bus because the 11-year olds don't know they're supposed to offer seats to older people!

My super name? The Curmudgeon.

SUPERB!


Though I worry that posting this phrase on the internet may get you put on some sort of government list...

Originally Posted by trouserpress

make school children vanish

[trouserpress]

Originally Posted by Philosophy of a Knife

SUPERB!


Though I worry that posting this phrase on the internet may get you put on some sort of government list...

They're watching me now...

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by trouserpress

They're watching me now...

Culling is the only option I say! The only option damn it!

[mercury]

I would like the ability to stop time. So that when in a situation when that annoying person tries to bamboozle you with their quick wit or superior knowledge of subject; I could stop time educate myself and bring that pretentious bugger to their knees

Oh and I could pull their trousers down too

I will be called Casio Man..........well I couldn't lie and say I had a Rolex

[trouserpress]

[QUOTE=mercury;218804]I would like the ability to stop time. So that when in a situation when that annoying person tries to bamboozle you with their quick wit or superior knowledge of subject; I could stop time educate myself and bring that pretentious bugger to their knees

QUOTE]

I used to be obsessed with that 1980s sitcom Out of this World where a girl could do that by touching her fingers together. I spent hours imagining how I would missuse this power!

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by mercury

Oh and I could pull their trousers down too

Personal experience says that this works best if you have a handful of chilli sauce at the time *giggle*