Apocalypse Question #4 - FINISHED

[nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Its a bit of a dim question really.

If you drew the short straw you wouldn't just hack a limb off right away. You would cut meat off the thigh then cook it in strips. You could at least keep your limb for a while and done properly it may heal without having to lop it off.

The obvious way for all to survive is for everyone to do this, no-one would starve and no-one would lose a limb. Clearly we would eat each others slice of meat, not our own.

If the rest of you are a pack of hungry cannibal types baying for a limb/food then i'd use the knife on you lot first obviously!

Give this man a T-shirt the most rational answer we are gonna get. Fair play Dem

[thelwordfan]

If I drew the short straw, I would give up my left arm because I need my legs to run. And I'm a righty so there is no way that I'm willing to depart with my right arm. Besides I can go all Evil Dead and replace my left arm with a chainsaw.

Also if you choose to give up one of your legs, you might as well just let them eat your whole body because you are useless. You're not able to run if crazy, half naked, radiation poisoned, cross dressing pyschopaths come chasing after you. Yeah, you can stick a shot gun up the gaping hole like Cherry Darling in Planet Terror but eventually you'll run out of bullets and the crazies will get you. Also I dare you to try running with a shotgun as a leg. Probably pretty awkward with it jiving up your crotch. Also you'll only be able to do a fast walk since you're not able to bend both your knees to sprint.

The arm is the best chose. But don't choose your dominate arm. Giving up your dominate arm is a pretty stupid chose. I would chop off my left arm (thats my weak one) down to the top of my elbow so that I can still bend the rest of my arm. *I know it won't be that much meat but I make a mean arm soup.* Then I'll attach a chainsaw into my arm. A chainsaw will never run out of bullets. I will still be able to protect myself and companions while eating my homemade arm soup.

[Daemonia]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

I would offer up my bust! Should be enough there to feed an army

I could offer a really crude response to that, but I won't, being the gentleman that I am. But don't count on Pete or Prince Vajda being so courteous. I'd keep away from them.

I voted for my left leg. Mainly because, as a musician by trade, I need both hands to play guitar. But also, being very logical, if you've been reduced to cannibalism, then it's survival at its most raw and I would probably need both arms to fend off wild animals. Granted, running might be a challenge, but grab a branch for a crutch and I'd be the Sebastian ****ing Coe of runners if chased by wild animals....or other cannibals. You just know there's some lurking around out there in the tenebrous darkness....

Ooops....got a bit into that, then... *ahem*

[the blob]

I voted right arm. It's my good arm and I'm useless with my left so if I'm going to be eaten I may as well get a good excuse to skive off doing any work!

[the blob]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

a fatty - lots of weight to eat, but he's not going down without a fight!

Not good for your cholesterol levels...

[TheResidentEvil]

Originally Posted by PaulD

Nothing wrong with a bit of junk food! I'm lovin' it!

ROTFLMAO. Plenty of protein in that junk foo-:::Gag:::- Sorry...I thought I lost that reflex! HAHAHAHAHA

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

A little later than previously planned but here's this question's lucky winner...

Again, this comp proved to be VERY hard to judge. There were two answers in particular that really stood out for me. But there can only be one winner and, I agree with Nordicdusk, it's got to be...


Demdike's

Its a bit of a dim question really.

If you drew the short straw you wouldn't just hack a limb off right away. You would cut meat off the thigh then cook it in strips. You could at least keep your limb for a while and done properly it may heal without having to lop it off.

The obvious way for all to survive is for everyone to do this, no-one would starve and no-one would lose a limb. Clearly we would eat each others slice of meat, not our own.

If the rest of you are a pack of hungry cannibal types baying for a limb/food then i'd use the knife on you lot first obviously!

A new question will be posted momentarily, so fear not - there's still plenty of chance to win this very exclusive t.

Dem, let me know what size you'd like!

[PaulD]

Congrats Dem! Aww, I knew I should have put a more thoughtful answer in instead of a cock joke

[Demdike]

Thanks Kyle, much appreciated. Always lovely to win the odd competition.

[Demdike]

Originally Posted by PaulD

Congrats Dem! Aww, I knew I should have put a more thoughtful answer in instead of a cock joke

Cheers Paul.

You always need cock jokes to brighten up your day.