Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[Roughale]

Originally Posted by docvoltage

Gerard Depardieu drinks himself to death.

The End...or is it ?

Au contrair, as he rises from the grave in search for brains (as if he had not been on that hunt all his life!) he walks by The Bride from Kill Bill who swings around sexily in her yellow overall and chops his head of - end of the Frenchman but not this thread!

[sawyer6]

Terminator comes with the mission to Kill Beatrix ,she's terminated!

[Gojirosan]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

Terminator comes with the mission to Kill Beatrix ,she's terminated!

Machinery being his very lifeblood, Tetsuo assimilates and absorbs the Terminator and shoots him in tiny pieces from a suspiciously phallic appendage which grows from an unlikely place on his body whilst pneumatic drill type music gives everyone a headache.

[sawyer6]

Tetsuo tries to absorb Optimus Prime but that is too much for him,he simply explodes,too much food can kill you!

[Roughale]

Wall-E takes Optimus Prime apart piece by piece, screw by screw and litterally dumps him.

[sawyer6]

Neo must end the war with the machines and Wall-E is in his way,he gives him a punch and sends him to scrapyard

[Roughale]

Dr. Trips comes along and flings Neo a blue pill that instantly transports his mind into another plane of perception - leaving him (even more) unusable...

[docvoltage]

Dr. Detroit sends Dr. Trips two hookers for the night (professional courtesy). Unfortunately one has AIDS, the other syphilis, and so its the final trip for Dr. Trips.

[Prince_Vajda]

Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway tells Dr.Detroit to burn his poofy clothes. Dr.Detroit refuses, and Highway shoves a contraband stogie so far up his ass he'll have to set fire to his nose to light it. Dr. Detroit lights the cigar and explodes, leaving behind nothing but his poofy clothes.

Greetings!

[docvoltage]

The Man With No Name decides he doesn't cotton to Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway stealing his face, and besides, his mule doesn't like it either.

Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam !

Sergeant Tom becomes highway roadkill.