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Old 8th October 2012, 05:33 PM
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Default Weekly Comp - Who Dares Wins & The Wild Geese - 8 October 2012 - FINISHED

Hello Arrow Fans!

This week's competition you are going to love as we're not giving away 1 Arrow title, but TWO new Arrow titles to three lucky people! Here's all the details........

The Wild Geese (Arrow Video)



One Last Pay Day... One More Chance To Die!

Legendary hell-raisers Richard Burton and Richard Harris, along with a coolly detached Roger Moore are aging mercenaries with a taste for fine liquor, drawn together for a late but extremely lucrative pay day in The Wild Geese, an African adventure soaked in booze, gunfire and bloodshed.

Colonel Allen Faulkner (Burton) is secretly back in London to accept the task of reinstating an African leader deposed in a violent military coup, but without the combat skills of his two old friends, there isn’t going to be a mission. With his two reliable loose cannons in place, Faulkner and the team enact a text book rescue operation but disaster is close at hand when the cynical multinational who set up the whole deal turns the tables, striking a new deal with the local despot which sees The Wild Geese trying to escape with their lives intact.

The Wild Geese are ready for one last mission so finish your drinks and relive this classic old school British action adventure today.

Special Features:
- High Definition Presentation of the main feature
- Audio commentary with Roger Moore, producer Euan Lloyd and second unit director John Glen
- World Premiere Newsreel Footage
- Original Trailer
- Bonus Feature Film: CODE NAME: WILD GEESE, starring Lewis Collins, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine and Klaus Kinski, directed by Antonio Margheriti aka Anthony M. Dawson
- Reversible sleeve with original poster and newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys
- Collector’s booklet featuring brand new writing on the both films by Ali Catterall, co-author of your Face Here: British Cult Movies Since the Sixties and writer James Blackford as well as a biography of producer Euan Lloyd, illustrated with original artwork.

Blu-ray only
Region B
Release date: 02/07/2012

AND

Who Dares Wins (Arrow Video)



THE 60 SECOND WAR BEGINS NOW!

Paranoia, black ops and espionage combine in Who Dares Wins, a violent and edgy anti-terror classic starring Lewis Collins (The Professionals) and Edward Woodward (The Equalizer).

The anti-nuclear movement is plotting a bloody outrage on British soil and, having already fatally lost their undercover operative at a violent protest, the secret services call on the aid of the SAS. Captain Peter Skellen (Collins) risks his career, his family and his life to infiltrate the terrorist group before they can unleash an attack that will devastate the country.

Relive a classic cold war thrill ride which remains relevant to this day... Who Dares Wins, a violent lesson in how to deal with the enemy within.

Special Features:
- High Definition Presentation of the main feature
- Audio commentary with producer Euan Lloyd and director Ian Sharp
- The Last of the Gentleman Producers: A Documentary on the life of the legendary producer Euan Lloyd, featuring Sir Roger Moore, Ingrid Pitt, Kenneth Griffith and more!
- Two Original Trailers
- Bonus Feature Film: THE COMMANDER, another Lewis Collins action spectacular co-starring Lee Van Cleef and Donald Pleasance, directed by Antonio Margheriti aka Anthony M. Dawson!
- Reversible sleeve with original and newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys
- Collector’s booklet featuring brand new writing on Who Dares Wins by Ali Catterall, co-author of your Face Here: British Cult Movies Since the Sixties, Euan Lloyd’s original notes from the production, press book extracts and critic David Hayles interviews director David Wickes (The Sweeney, The Professionals) about working with Lewis Collins.

Blu-ray only
Region B
Release date: 02/07/2012


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To win....


All you have to do is have some silly fun! Simply come up with an animal based pun of a real movie title. The cheesiest, cringiest, christmas-crackeriest movie title will win both films! Go on, I dare you to come up with the worse animal puns you can think of. The stupider the better! Remember, who dares wins...

Pictures, posters, synopsis, reviews and anything else you can think of are more than welcome!

The top three will be chosen on Sunday (14th October) to win both titles. Anyone can enter and there's no limit to the amount of awful puns.

So, get thinking!

Good luck,

Kyle
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Old 8th October 2012, 06:23 PM
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To celebrate the 50th anniversary of James Bond I give you:



The Man with the Golden Prawn


He has a powerful crustacean
He charges a million a pot,
An assassin that's second to none,
The man with the golden Prawn.

Lurking in some darkened kitchen,
Or crouched on a shrimp boat somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden prawn

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal.
No-one can catch him, no hit chef
can match him
For his million dollar meal.

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he'll saute anyone
The man with the golden prawn

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal
No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him
For his million dollar meal

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden prawn
Will get it done
He'll slap anyone
With his golden prawn
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Old 8th October 2012, 06:33 PM
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To celebrate the 50th anniversary of James Bond I give you:



The Man with the Golden Prawn


He has a powerful crustacean
He charges a million a pot,
An assassin that's second to none,
The man with the golden Prawn.

Lurking in some darkened kitchen,
Or crouched on a shrimp boat somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden prawn

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal.
No-one can catch him, no hit chef
can match him
For his million dollar meal.

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he'll saute anyone
The man with the golden prawn

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal
No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him
For his million dollar meal

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden prawn
Will get it done
He'll slap anyone
With his golden prawn



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What an entry! Good job there's three sets off prizes
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Old 8th October 2012, 08:12 PM
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Ok here are my entries. Since you asked for silly onces, these were so stupid they made myself laugh out loud.
Fair warning, I am no photoshop specialist. But I am a master with paint:

The Anthills Have Eyes

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Apocalypse Cow

(first I was going to go with Catopalypse Now, but this one seems funnier.)
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American History B

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The Codfather

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Elephantasm

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Llamadeus


More silly ones:
From tusk til paw
WALL-RUS
Yacksi Driver
Koal About Eve
An Officer Panda Gentleman

edit:
that lamadeus quote:
the madness
the murder

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Old 8th October 2012, 08:40 PM
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I got...

Don’t Cluck Now (grieving couple move to Venice after their hen drowns in the back garden)

Pride of Frankenstein (the mad doctor experiments on lions on a Safari trip)

The Wicker Manatee (err… copper looks for a missing girl on an aquatic exploration ship…or something?)

Carnival of Moles (after a car accident, some chick starts seeing freaky ghost moles n’ shit)

Caribou Holocaust (the grisly found footage of a missing documentary crew who travelled to the Arctic to film some reindeer…)
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Old 8th October 2012, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by darthelvis View Post
To celebrate the 50th anniversary of James Bond I give you:



The Man with the Golden Prawn


He has a powerful crustacean
He charges a million a pot,
An assassin that's second to none,
The man with the golden Prawn.

Lurking in some darkened kitchen,
Or crouched on a shrimp boat somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden prawn

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal.
No-one can catch him, no hit chef
can match him
For his million dollar meal.

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he'll saute anyone
The man with the golden prawn

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Cookings required whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the deal
No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him
For his million dollar meal

One golden pot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden prawn
Will get it done
He'll slap anyone
With his golden prawn



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Totally off topic, but apparently Uncle Alice was approached to record the theme song to the film 'The Man With The Golden Gun', but he was eventually rejected in favour of Lulu!

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Old 8th October 2012, 09:31 PM
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Red Scorpion King
Lt. Nikolai Rockenko is sent to Egypt to take out the legendary Scorpion King... but the tables turn & they team-up to lay the smackdown on Brendan Fraser. (terrible actor)
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Old 8th October 2012, 09:41 PM
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Red Scorpion King
Lt. Nikolai Rockenko is sent to Egypt to take out the legendary Scorpion King... but the tables turn & they team-up to lay the smackdown on Brendan Fraser. (terrible actor)
Hmmm

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I just think of it but someone had already thought of it too,anyway
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