Whats the worst film you have ever seen or worst album you've ever heard?

[Gold6082]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye

Yeah Rollin's films are an aquired taste (I've yet to find anyone else besides myself who actually enjoys watching them!) with Fascination being one of the best. I really like Night of the Hunted though; probably my favourite Rollin. However Living Dead Girl, Les Demoniaques, and Grapes of Death are also Rollin faves of mine.

As for the worst films I've seen... numerous ones unfortunately. Sometimes it's not so much the film, but the cast that annoy me. Also many so-called 'serious' action films annoy me that go all out on special effects, and character development but side-line the story and use 'phoney science' to tell a story. Films like Armageddon, Deep Impact, The Core, The Day After Tomorrow etc. are definite no-no's on my TV. Don't get me wrong I like a good action flick, but when some start getting too self involved or completely proposterous I have to turn off.

Other films I can't stand are these new-wave comedy take-off's like the Scary Movies or the more recent Epic Movie / Superhero Movie rubbish. They're just made for 12 year old wankers to giggle at and repeat lines from with all their mates.

Now, where I become more contoversial in my choices, is that I dislike the following movies that are deemed to be heralded classics intently:

- The Abyss
- Apocalypse Now
- Forrest Gump
- Grease
- Mary Poppins
- Pretty Woman
- Rambo
- Titanic
- Withnail & I

However I could list loads of awful films (mainly horror - as that is the most common genre I watch). If I watched teen comedy's non-stop I bet you I could list a hell of a lot more!

'Stolen' from my post in the thread 'Horror movies to avoid at all costs!' I would also choose:

- Captivity
- Cherry Falls
- Confessions of a Serial Killer
- Creep
- Creepshow III
- Dark Ride
- Halloween H20
- Queen of the Damned
- I Know What You Did Last Summer
- Phantasm IV: Oblivion
- Return of The Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave
- Seed
- Untraceable
- Vampires Los Meurtos
- The Watcher
- Wicker Man (remake)
- Wind Chill
- Wrong Turn
- Zombie Doom

Plus some of the aforementioned teen / crap comedies I have had the unfortunate chance to be able to see:

- American Pie (I have only seen 1-3, and can say I do not wish to see any more of them )
- Dodgeball (Dodgebollocks more like)
- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Old School
... basically anything with Will Ferrell, Steve Carrell, or Owen Wilson is best avoided I find.

As to other films I can think of off the top of my head that don't fit into the groups above...

- Battle Royale II
- Phone Booth
- The Pyjama Girl Case
- Resident Evil Apocalypse

... I could probably go on forever. There are certain films I haven't seen and would probably avoid watching, as they would most certainly be on this list!

Controversial Or Not I agree, I despise every Title in your post myself.

[Angel]

Edge of Sanity
Silent Flute
Nutbag
Devil Hunter
Pranks
Sweet Movie
Suicide
Baby of Macon
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Mardi Gras Massacre

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Bizzare Eye,you are not alone in liking Jean Rollins,I love his stuff with "The Iron Rose" and "Lips of Blood" being my favourite ones at present.I even like "Zombie Lake"."Requiem for a Vampire" has one of the greatest starts to a film ever,regardless of genre.Sure he's not to everyones' taste but when he gets it right his work is really beautiful to behold.Wow,I never thought I'd meet another Rollins fan,that has made my day.

Worst film I've seen is "Mojo".

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Bizzare Eye,you are not alone in liking Jean Rollins,I love his stuff with "The Iron Rose" and "Lips of Blood" being my favourite ones at present.I even like "Zombie Lake"."Requiem for a Vampire" has one of the greatest starts to a film ever,regardless of genre.Sure he's not to everyones' taste but when he gets it right his work is really beautiful to behold.Wow,I never thought I'd meet another Rollins fan,that has made my day.

I'm not alone!

[vipco]

I love Zombie Lake, great music in it to.

[Gold6082]

Well I guess I better add my list of the most painful haunting misfortunate viewings I have endured.

Last Slumber Party (AKA the last shitter Poooopy)

Bagman (AKA,Freak In Brown Paper Bag being a tit)

Suicide (makes you want to commit it watching)

The Dungeon (Wish some bugger would throw every copy of this bow-locks into one!!!)

April Fools Day Remake (The jokes on the poor sod who watches it!!)

Black Xmas Remake (Black death would be more exciting)

Halloween Remake (AKA The Night he did my head In)

Devils Rejects (How Apt the movie is full of rejects)

Seed (Planted a "Seed" of doubt to my sanity watching this)

Feed (Food for thought indeed, the thought of binning it!!)

Creepshow III (AKA CRAPSHOW III, how dare you let the previous 2 excellent films down)

Don't Open Till Xmas (Don't open at all!!, if it was an xmas gift give it back!!)

Camp Blood (AKA CAMP CRUD!!!, what a load of bow-locks)

Camp Blood II (AKA Camp Crud II: Why the Feck are we suffering again?)

Redneck Zombies (More like DEADNECK morons!)

Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town (AKA Sad Tarts In Loserville)

Titanic (And Unfortunately I know this crap will go on....and on...for an unbearable duration)

Speed II Cruise Control (Aka Slow II: Booze Control, Slow Boring, and need a bottle of grog to get to the end, a let down to the brilliant speed)

Dodgeball (Dodge it at all costs, If you got the Balls!!)

BE COOL (More like Be Crap, John Travolta Becomes John REVOLTER!!)

The Simpsons Movie (What a Let down to the actual show!!, DOH!)

The Graveyard: (AKA the BRAVEyard, you have to be brave to see it through!!)

Seed Of Chucky: (Aka Peed OFF with Chucky), A once brilliant series comes to a "Dolliabolical letdown")

Sleeping With The Enemy: (well they got the sleeping part right, because that is what your be doing by the end)

Blood Feast II All You Can Eat (More like about all you can STOMACH!!, of this crap!)

I walked with a zombie (Yeah well I walked with Mum, and that would of made a more entertaining view!!!, we even passed the TexacoGarage opposite the flats we live.........ain't that exciting and unlikely???)

Flight Of The Living Dead (Yeah well pack ya suitcase, and send this on a well deserved Plane Journey to Outer Mongolia)

Happy Gilmore (Well he may of been Happy but the viewer gets a nervous breakdown!!, FOURRRRRRRRRRRR)

The Eye (Wish I had an eye transplant and couldn't yet see, mind you hearing this crap is as bad as seeing it!!)

Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness (More like Barmy of Crapness, mad to insult the first 2 with this crap)

[mark meakin]

Originally Posted by loops

I'm not really a fan of Jean Rollin aside from Fascination i find his films unbelivably boring.

What are the worst films you have ever seen BE?

Grapes Of Death as Angel will agree is one of Rollin's best films.

[mark meakin]

Originally Posted by Sam@Shameless

I also a big fat zero to The Fountain, which was the most tiresomely pretentious movie I ever watched.

It was a chore to sit through,though I'd say it's not the worst I've seen by far as I managed to get to the end.Films I've turned off as they really got on my nerves:-
Scary Movie 4
Creatures From The Abyss
Against The Dark /Attack Force (Both dire Seagal films)
Pledge This !
Boa
Yeti-Curse Of Demon Mountain
Graveyard Disturbance
Fascination
Funny Man
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men

[Pete]

Originally Posted by vipco

I love Zombie Lake, great music in it to.

Most of the music in Zombie Lake is from Francos Female Vampire.

[gax]

ive spit on your corpse,i piss on your grave

August Underground (yank jocks who would get the shit kicked out of them by 10 year olds don't make good villains)

Matrix 3

SS experiment camp

Opera/Phenomena/Truma/2 evil eyes i fukin hate 80s argento