The film that reviews itself...
I couldn't find a thread called 'films I hope Shameless will never release', but this would certainly be my #1 vote. I just watched it this evening and fell asleep twice - it is a long, slow, dull slasher film with a criminal lack of gore and despite the director, an almost complete lack of nudity.
If you do really want to see this one, it is on DVD in Holland (available via Amazon market place for a tenner) on what looks like a VHS rip, not the best quality but I don't think a remastering would make the film any better.
Loads more info and screen caps in my review of
Andrea Bianchi's Massacre.