I suppose this one depends on your partners sense of humour, but on your wedding night : "This... is my boomstick!" (Army of Darkness)
or : "I have such sights to show you" (Hellraiser)
At a funeral : "Smile, you son of a bitch!" (Jaws)
Last edited by trench; 31st October 2008 at 04:57 PM.
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