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Old 31st October 2008, 04:50 PM
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During a jewish circumcision:
What an excellent day for an exorcism.
The Exorcist

At a wedding:
No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.
Hellraiser

On the first night of the honeymoon:
Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
A Nightmare on Elm Street

Being forced to watch Paris Hilton:
Oh God, please let her die soon. Oh, let her die soon. And let me die soon too, please.
Cannibal Ferox

Run out of toilet paper:
Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection!
Bride of Re-Animator
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