During a jewish circumcision: What an excellent day for an exorcism. The Exorcist
At a wedding: No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering. Hellraiser
On the first night of the honeymoon: Whatever you do, don't fall asleep. A Nightmare on Elm Street
Being forced to watch Paris Hilton: Oh God, please let her die soon. Oh, let her die soon. And let me die soon too, please. Cannibal Ferox
Run out of toilet paper: Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection! Bride of Re-Animator |