I had to vote for Wez. I liked the fact that he had more instinct about the world he was in than the Humoungous did. I love the scene when he goes ape-sh*t over the feral kid's boomerang taking out his boyfriend, and the Humoungous' line;
"Vee all hav someone vee love, but vee do it my vay"
"Loser's, loser's way"