Oh god it would just be absolutely disastrous if zombies were Perez Hilton!
Any survivors would have to put up with their constant whining and blabbering about Hollywood celebs. (Which just isn't possible to put up with for that long)
There would be zombies walking everywhere mumbling stuff like "Beyonce looks stunning with green flesh hanging off her face but I hear her and her boyfriend have been having issues." and "The new fashion statement for this summer is grey and rotting."
OH GOD HELP US ALL!