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Old 7th December 2011, 11:28 PM
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The twelve days at wentworth

on the first day at wentworth
bea smith gave to me
a trip to the rec room for tea

on the second day at wentworth
lizzie gave to me
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the third day at wentworth
judy gave to me
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the fourth day at wentworth
doreen gave to me
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the fifth day at wentworth
ferguson gave to me
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the sixth day at wentworth
dave' o gave to me
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the seventh day at wentworth
mrs morris gave to me
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the eighth day at wentworth
pixie gave to me
eight marrige proposals
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the ninth day at wentworth
mckenzie gave to me
nine fat funny fags
eight marrige proposals
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the tenth day at wentworth
vera gave to me
ten trips to the dunny
nine fat funny fags
eight marrige proposals
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the eleventh day at wentworth
mr douglas gave to me
eleven vj hearings
ten trips to the dunny
nine fat funny fags
eight marrige proposals
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea

on the twelfth day at wentworth
sonia gave to me
twelve icy glares
eleven vj hearings
ten trips to the dunny
nine fat funny fags
eight marrige proposals
seven chores of cleaning
six days added sentence
five hard bashings
four forged cheques
three wise words
two bottles of grog
and a trip to the rec room for tea
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