Bob has just returned home and noticed he has got a Christmas card taped to the door from his crazy brother Carl.
Hey Bob,
I'm out of the hospital finally.
I'm so excited about spending Christmas with you and the rest of the family.
I know how you keep saying you miss Mom every Christmas so to make sure this is going to be the best Christmas ever.I have given you your Christmas present early and brought Mom there already she should be waiting out back
Merry Christmas!
Carl
(Out back is the freshly dug up corpse of their Mother)
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