I agree about Heather Mills,so here goes........
A call girl is hired to be an escort to a millionaire,the millionaire falls for her,takes her to all the beverly hills boutiques etc.They get married,blah,blah,blah,years later they divorce,she takes him to the cleaners.
At a milan fashion show,backstage,ex callgirl finds herself in a locked corridor with only a red neon EXIT light for company,her eyes cannot adjust,suddenly she is pushed to the ground,camera cuts to the EXIT sign,accompanied by her SCREAMS.
Next day,police crime scene,seems call girl was beaten to death with a wooden prosthetic limb!Up above in the suspended walkways,metal creaks,this alerts cops who climb and give chase....the figure is wearing a raincoat,black gloves,a hat and a mask,the masked assailant trips on an electrical cable and sparks fly!
Falling and swinging by the ankle ala THE FINAL CONFLICT the assailant screams as electricity jolts their body.....when the cops finally switch the power off,it is time to reveal the killer......
as the inspector says...'I'm willing to bet this is the ex-man's vengeful designer daughter'.....but in pulling off the mask,we reveal it is................................................ .................................................. ................RINGO STARR,ex buddy of the millionaire! Who manages to utter the last words 'She was a rat,the wallet hitter from the shitter...'
Cue close up of the prosthetic limb in an evidence bag as Ennio Morricone's score plays............
