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Originally Posted by Paul Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate. |
I love Richie in that scene
Assistant: Can I help you, sir?
Richie: No.
Assistant: Do you wish to purchase anything to assist you with your sex life?
Richie: What are you implying? That I'm some sort of sexual inadequate? I have a very full and rich and varied sex life, thank you very much. I don't need anything from a shop like this!
Assistant: Would you get out then sir?
Richie:No.
Assistant:Why not?
Richie: It's a secret.