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Old 31st March 2012, 11:49 AM
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Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.
I love Richie in that scene

Assistant: Can I help you, sir?

Richie: No.

Assistant: Do you wish to purchase anything to assist you with your sex life?

Richie: What are you implying? That I'm some sort of sexual inadequate? I have a very full and rich and varied sex life, thank you very much. I don't need anything from a shop like this!

Assistant: Would you get out then sir?

Richie:No.

Assistant:Why not?

Richie: It's a secret.

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