From the episdoe 'Burglary'
They hear burglars downstairs:
Richie: Now what are we going to do?
Eddie: Shit our pants?
Richie: No, I've already done that.
Eddie: [flapping his hand] Thought so.
Richie: I'm onto stage two.
Eddie: What about surrender?
Richie: Good idea.
[They put their hands up in the air and start to walk to the stairs.]
Richie: No, no, they might beat us up.
Eddie: What, and cut our bodies into a thousand different pieces?
Richie: And skin us alive.
Eddie: Yes, and then put on our skins.
Richie: Yeah, and do foul depraved lovemaking to our still twitching corpses.
Eddie: Yeah, that's it... And eat our livers.
Richie: Yeah, and drink our blood... ooh, ooh, and play cricket with our hearts!
Eddie: Yes, using our love truncheons as wickets!
Richie: Haaargh! And then do, do weird sort of pagan dancing flapping our skins about the room, and smearing naked girlies' breasts with our throbbing disintegrating brains!
Eddie: It's not much of an option really, is it?
Richie: Not really, no. Given the choice I'd skip it.
