My pick would be a PACK OF RATS from the Hollywood area who are celebrity wannabees: the children of the rich and famous (Heidi, Spencer, the other morons on that HILLS show, plus Kim Kardashian) who not only show they have no class and are completely shameless in their pursuit of fame but don't seem to get the hint no matter how much they are made fun of. I don't even watch their shows but you just can't avoid hearing something about them from the annoying promos for entertainment shows to a little bit of celebrity gossip on supposedly legitimate news shows.
Lay out a bunch of rat traps and they'd get caught in them just to be on camera suffering.
"let's hear why and what would their demise be? Maybe they'd end up in your favourite giallo meeting a sticky end... "
they don't even deserve a giallo. stick them in a slasher film (hopefully they won't get lame deaths like Paris Hilton in 9 LIVES) or the sort of unrated torture porn film that companies like Paramount wouldn't have put out about ten years ago (that I probably won't watch anyway).
Last edited by ecc; 9th April 2008 at 05:42 PM.
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