if he the 6 million dollar man was made today they would do a public poll on what features he would have if the poll was done in the uk i think the result would be along the lines of this
he would have an asbo gun that shots out asbos that would be more like a chip you would put on a dog , hopefully he wont hit those delinquent teens in the balls
he would scan around playgrounds and out side schools shooting anyone over the age of 17 in fear that could be a sex offender
he would shoot breeds of dogs that have been given bad press in the tabloids that week because if a dog bites a kid it means that all dogs of that breed are evil
he would squirt water out of his nose to extinguish cigarets of people that smoke in public places
he would do a bullet time effect like the matrix but only when people drop litter
he would tell kids that the army is the best thing you can do with your life
he would also be there on your signing day at the job center and tell you how you should have a job if you don't meet your quoter for job search he will kill you
he would also have medical skills of that of a NHS GP so whenever people tell him they are sick he would simply tell them they are not and give them the easiest diagnosis with the cheapest drugs possible that do nothing but make the patient feel contempt they are a sick
he would also have powerful linguistic skills and procrastinate every word you say and turn it around with advanced syllogism word games
and when he speaks publicly about all the injustices in the world he will blame it on video games and hardcore movies and would be pro censorship he would get the PTA groups behind him and all of arrows film releases will be banned and only sold on dodgy street corners and classed as snuff movies but he would promote mainstream movies with no soul like him , movies like transformers and what not
and if they only had a limited budget for him i think he would be a malfunctioning pooper scooper that fines dogs for doing there business that's right dogs not the owners the actual dog
that's my take on it
so can i have my six million dollar man dvds now i wanna see him sing when the bionic woman dies so i can cry my self to sleep
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