Unfortunately, although the technology DID exist to make Steve Austin into a bionic man, the world recession just about shut OSI down... so when he had his life threatening accident, and needed his legs, arm and eye replacing, there was only one choice.
Repair him with papier mache made from old newspapers.
In the 70s Steve Austin made the headlines... now he's made out of the headlines!
Despite several attempts to make it as a secret agent, Steve was quickly retired. His enemies were able to read him too well.
These days he makes a few dollars working for a different agency. Up every day at 6am to deliver a very special product across the State, Steve Austin is now The Six Million Dollar Paper Boy.
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