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Old 26th April 2012, 10:42 PM
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Its set in the future where he the new Jeremy kyle and he doesnt need bouncers etc all he needs is himself.

He hates scumbags chavs etc and everyone who comes on for a lie detector test has been pre warned that if they fail the lie detector test its a vote of death where the audience vote should they die or be given a second chance...if death he just laser beams then to a pile of ashes.

But he does the lie test all they do is put ther hand on his ipad on his chest and he asks the Q? if fail siren goes and red light comes on, if clear green light comes on

Also hates single mothers and if they come on and they are pregnant and the bloke wants nothing to do with them or they dont know who the father is due to a one night stand then he injects the women with needles that are attached to his hands with a virus that automatical terminate the child, and also burns the womb to stops the mother from ever getting pregnant again. thatl put a stop to the young single i want a council house society

Serial cheats he castrates them live on tv not only stops then from cheating again but also from ever having a sex life..

Anyone who swears at him he washes there mouth out with soaps..

And anyone who makes a threat he just rips the arm clean of so they cant do any harm to anyone ....
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