Phoned a 'plumber' who I know one day,witholding my number and asked him in an English accent if he could fit an outside tap for me.-'Sure he said,where do you live?'-'The fifteenth floor of the Red Road flats' (Now anyone who knows Glasgow will know that these were once the highest flats in Europe) 'I know it will talk a LOT of copper pipe,but I'm willing to pay for it.'........
'How will I measure how many lengths you need,to price the job for you?'......'You stand at the water mains below,and I'll drop the tape measure out the window holding one end-I've got a 200m tape.'.....'Oh okay can I take your name and address?'....to which I could finally no longer keep it going without bursting into laughter........Definetly not the brightest tool in the box this chap,who will safely remain anonymous........
