Only thought of one for this pic so far 
"I knew I shouldn't have used bloody Zavvi, this stuff is never gonna be here in time from my chimney drops!"
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If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the ****ing car! |