John Williams' awful music.
Matt Damon's face.
The child who dubbed Giovanni Frezza's performances.
Tacked on "happy" endings (test screenings are the devils work).
Lazily "ramped up" versions of old films. Read a book Hollywood!!
The trend for "extreme" horror has certainly been done to death.....I'l watch them, but as with say,
Nutbag, I have scarier records haha, so it all boils down to perception yet again....one of the folk who work at the charity shop I'm at said "have you seen this Human Centipede?"
After establishing that he meant the
second film (civillians!!
), I then proceeded to make his jaw drop by telling him that i'd seen a far stronger version, and that I had "stuff in the house that made THCII look like a Disney film". God, I was bored that day haha.
Now I'm off to polish my script for
Two Girls, One Cheesegrater.