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Old 10th December 2013, 07:18 AM
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Jingle hells

Slashing people in the snow
In a one-horse open slay
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on scorpions sting
Making spirits fright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A slaying song tonight!

Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay
Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay

A slay or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Head
Was seated by my side,
The horse was lean and stank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
And then upset he got

Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay
Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay

A slay or two ago,
The story I must yell
I went out on the snow,
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open slay
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly drove away.

Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay
Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay

Now the ground is blood red
Go it while you can
Slay the girls tonight
and sing this slaying song;
Just got a bobtailed cat
Two forty as his speed
Attach him to an open sleigh
And Whack then it shall bleed

Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay
Jingle hells jingle hells
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open slay
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