Killer cracker
A Christmas cracker that looks like any other sits waiting to be pulled on the Christmas lunch table. When this cracker is pulled it gives off more than a little bang and fires out mini scissors, mini tool kits, bottle openers, crap earrings and spinning discs of doom. These aren't your normal everyday prizes, these are deadly tools of the antichrist sent from hell to dispatch families on Christmas day.
Who is going to be the unlucky one who wins the cracker pull.
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