Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Mynd  The Jeremy Kyle Show. |
"And the lie detector results say...you are not a zombie"
"The results are wrong - I AM a zombie!
"Listen, Madam. The results say you are not a zombie, therefore you are not a zombie"
"Yes I f**king am"
"I can see your eyes, and you are NOT a zombie"
"F**k you and f**k your show. I am a f**king zombie"
**Bites Kyle in the throat**
"OK - I see your point. The detector test is wrong. You ARE a zombie. Oh s**t, so am I now! Brains!!!!!!!!!!"