I would want to be called 'Crakers' I would be like Robbie Coltrane (Cracker) but instead of being educated like him I'd be just me. Then as a sidekick i would take a 1970's portrait of 'Robert Mitchum' stapled to an old, used mop head (which would be his hair) and i would do his voice for him, whenever he was addressed by a detective or anyone else for that matter. I would also look at the mop head whilst he was talking, as if i had no idea at all that his voice was coming out of my mouth, i may even nod a little to show approval, maybe even raise an eyebrow as if to suggest Mitchum Mop had a better idea that i currently did.
I'd watch that! Episode 1 is going to be myself and Mitchum investigating a break in at an iceland freezer store where nothing was stolen but things appears to have been returned??? bring on Rod Serling to introduce and we have a TV show! or maybe just real life in a few years when i finally am crackers!
Last edited by Vipp; 22nd April 2015 at 05:00 PM.
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