[Inspector Abberline]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: “The Gang Spies Like U.S.”
Charlie wants you to taste his creampie.

Charlie:Come on, guys.It should be you and me, okay? I like cream pies as much as the next guy.
Dennis:Oh, shh don't-don't say it out loud.
Charlie:Well, okay, okay, okay.Let me make a cream pie for you, okay? Then you can try it.See what you think.
Dennis: I do not want to taste your cream pie.
Charlie: They taste great, I can guarantee it.
(Dennis gasps) You've tasted yours?
Charlie:Of course I have.Haven't you?
Dennis:No!
Mac: I've tasted mine.I didn't like it.
DEnnis:I've tasted mine, yeah.
Mac:I-I liked mine.
Charlie:Whatever, dude.
Charlie:If you don't care about the taste, fine, all right? But they're not just gonna be for us anyway.
DEnnis:It's not what? What?
Charlie:We're gonna sell them to everyone in Philly.
Dennis:Who the hell's gonna want to buy them?
Charlie:Everyone's gonna want to buy them, everyone loves them, especially little kids.
Mac:Ew dude! Little kids?
Charlie:I'd love watching a kid do it.
Dennis: Dude, you are gonna get in a lot of trouble.
Charlie:Hell no, dude.
Charlie:It's not like I'm gonna do it without the parents' permission, I'll do everything Oh!
Dennis:No parent is gonna let you Where are you gonna go?
Charlie: The parents are gonna watch.
Charlie:They're gonna be so psyched They're gonna want to watch!
Dennis:What are you talking about?
Mac:Oh, we got to go overseas for that.
Charlie:That's as American as it getsThat's just No.No, you don't.
Charlie:Guys, you gotta think about this as a business venture, right? The three of us combine our ingredients, making, like, one gigantic, delicious cream pie, some little kid sucking it down and he's paying us for the pleasure.
DEnnis:Hang on a second.What kind of cream pie are you talking about?
Charlie:What kind of cream pie are you talking about?