Oops once my brain starts ticking over i can't switch it off.
I'll probably get into trouble for this, some may be close to the bone and shit could get messy, but hey that's the nature of porno.
Using the same criteria i've cum up with some for forum members.
Mr 420 = Fister 4 20's
Susan Foreman = Fusion Whoreman
BizarreEye = Jizz Eye
Trebor = Gaybar
Prince Vadja = Mince Vagina
Demdike = FemmeDyke
Inspector Abberline = Inspectyour Arseline
Buboven = Bun oven
Reaperman = Peeperman
MTDS = Make them come slowly.
Nordicdusk = Soredicklust
Symbiotic function = Quimboybuttlick Munchin
Couldn't think of anything for Gag or Iank.
I'm so very, very, sorry.
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MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart!
VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car!
NEIL: I'll get a cushion.