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Old 20th September 2017, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Demoncrat View Post
And to get on stage. Kudos.
Alcohol helped. The last thing I did was a poem called..The Divine Lord Jason, the Ejaculating Jesus of the True Believers Cathedral...wants your soul. I got crucified at the end of it whilst my mate's band played the riff to I wanna be your Dog endlessly until the room emptied. As part of the performance I carried the 7 foot cross 2 miles through town to the gig. Other than abuse from earlĂ˝ drinkers, the highlight of the walk was a little kid who said..you look a bit cross mate!

Oh and some goon pulled a knife on me when I was tied to the cross as he was offended. Luckily a couple of friends jumped on him before I went the way of Jesus.
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