[Susan Foreman]

Unseen Morecambe and Wise drink-drive advert unearthed 50 years on in 'incredible comedy find' | Daily Mail Online

"In the film Morecambe is flinging things all around his room looking for his car keys when Wise enters the room and asks him 'What are you looking for?'

Morecambe replies he is looking for his car keys- to which an exasperated Wise says 'you can't do that.'

Wise adds: 'Do you know what you'll be doing at that party?'

Outlining the shape of a woman with his hands, Morecambe replies: 'Looking for a nice little blond.'

Wise adds: 'And what else?' Morecambe responds: 'Well, that all depends on the nice little blond, doesn't it?'

Wise adds: 'What else do you expect to be doing apart from looking at girls?'

Morecambe finally clocks on and gives Wise the thumbs up and brings an imaginary drink up to his lips.

He agrees that he will indeed be drinking, which prompts Wise to say: 'I knew you were wise.'

Morecambe quickly corrects him: 'No, I'm Morecambe. Aren't I?'

He then turns to the camera, to deliver the message: 'If you want to be wise, don't drive if you've been drinking.'"