[MrBarlow]

At the old (now demolished) cinema my sister took me to see
Honey I shrunk The Kids
(one woman sat behind us chain smoking)

Ghostbusters 2
(My sister's friend just about crapped herself with the bathtub scene)

Police Academy 6
(was due to see Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade but was told i was too young to see it by the cashier)

Jurassic Park
(on holiday in Blackpool, folks wanted to see it, sat next to a complete stranger who enjoyed holding my arm and digging her nails in, got a apology and bruises.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective
(went on a School trip and teacher felt embarrassed with the bedroom part)

The Naked Gun 33/3
(nobody heard the film for some loudmouth people laughing)

Stargate
(my brother and his ex girlfriend took me to see that, they must have found it boring as they were getting a bit too frisky)

Batman and Robin
(youth club i was in , organizers decided it was a choice of that film or One Fine Day..i should have faked sickness).

A Clockwork Orange
(re-release took my dad to see it and he fell asleep and started to snore)

The Green Mile
(nearly everyone came out of the screen crying)

The Exorcist
(re release of it this time i took my sister, same thing as the Jurassic Park screening only this time almost went deaf)

Hot Fuzz
(took my ex wife, we were the only ones in that screen pure bliss)

Mr Bean's Holiday
(ex wife again, bunch of kids running around, put a complaint in and got free tickets decided to see Hitman)

Mirrors
(never seen so much popcorn go up in the air)

Saw V
(two girls sat in front of us looked younger than 18 held onto each other in the first 3 mins of the movie starting)

Indian Jones and The Crystal Skull
(Dad being a Indie Fan took him to see it, his words are best not repeated when we came out of the cinema)

Fast and Furious 4
(One couple broke up, he was no Vin Diesel and he wished his girl had a nice ass like Michelle Rodriguez.)

The Dark Knight
(free tickets and complimentary pizza, what more can you ask for)