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Old 1st November 2019, 05:51 AM
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Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
The Crimson Horror
The Doctor: Okay, so. Not London 1893. Yorkshire 1893. Near enough.
Clara: You're making a habit of this, getting us lost.
The Doctor: Sorry. It's much better than it used to be. Ooo, I once spent a hell of a long time trying to get a gobby Australian to Heathrow Airport.
Clara: What for?
The Doctor: Search me. Anyway (A woman screams.) Brave heart, Clara.

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Gillyflower: Doctor and Mrs Smith. Oh yes, you'll do very nicely.
[i](The Doctor does his best Michael Palin-as-a-Yorkshireman accent.[i](
The Doctor: Oh, grand. Smashing. Eh, the missis and I couldn't be more chuffed, could we, love?
(Mrs Gillyflower leads them down the row of terraced homes.)
Gillyflower: Sweetville will provide you with everything you need. You won't have to worry about a thing ever again.
Clara: The name, Sweetville.
Gillyflower: Yes?
Clara: Why not name it after yourself. After al, it's your creation.
The Doctor: Gillyflowertown. Gillyflowerland. You could have roller coasters.
Gillyflower: It is named in tribute to my partner.
The Doctor: Your late partner?
Gillyflower: No, my silent partner. Mister Sweet likes to keep himself to himself

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Strax [OC]: Sontar ha!
(Enter Strax, in his Sontaran armour, firing his honking big gun. Vastra is close behind with a sword.)
Vastra: Let's go.
Jenny: No, ma'am. We're not escaping. We've got to help the Doctor with Clara.
The Doctor: Long story.
Strax: What now, madam? We could lay mimetic cluster mines.
Vastra: Strax.
Strax: Or dig trenches and fill them with acid.
Vastra: Strax! You're overexcited. Have you been eating Miss Jenny's sherbet fancies again?
Strax: No.
Vastra: Go outside and wait for me until I call for you.
Strax: But madam, I
Vastra: Go!
Strax: I'm going to go play with my grenades.

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The Doctor: Mrs Gillyflower, you have no idea what you are dealing with. In the wrong hands, that venom could wipe out all life on this planet.
(Mrs Gillyflower holds out her hands.)
Gillyflower: Do you know what these are? Ha, ha! The wrong hands.

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Angie: It's you, isn't it. It's from the seventies, but it's definitely you.
Clara: Of course it's not.
Artie: And that's you too, from 1983. I found it at school.
Clara: No, that's just someone who looks like me.
Angie: And that's someone that looks like your boyfriend.
Artie: Is he an alien?
Angie: Why would he be an alien?
Artie: The chin.
Angie: And the time travel?
(Angie clicks on a third image, of Victorian Governess Clara.)
Clara: That's not right.
Angie: You were in Victorian London.
Clara: No, I was in Victorian Yorkshire.
Angie: How come you didn't tell us?
Artie: Time travel, that's so cool.
Angie: Can we have a go?
Clara: Can you have a what?
Artie: We want a shot at the time machine.
Clara: No, no, no, no. Listen
Angie: Okay. Or, we'll have to tell Dad that our nanny's a time traveller.
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