Anyone that has Shudder and is thinking about watching Host, that’s been getting a lot of praise lately, here’s a list of things more enjoyable to spend the 56 minute running time doing:
1) Watching paint dry
2) Spooning your own eyes out
3) Trying to convince a flat earther that the earth is round
4) Arguing about whether Near Dark is better than The Lost Boys
5) Literally anything else!
In other words, it’s a bag of shite and definitely not worthy of the reviews it’s been getting! 1/5
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