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Originally Posted by MrBarlow

Still Game: Season 3.

Hoaliday: Jack and Victor are in Canada having a holiday, when they are back, the Clansman are having a competition on who has got the naffest gift.

Swottin: Jack and Victor bored and not doing much decide to take a course at the college on First Aid. Boabby the barman take ins are at a low and decides to try a pub quiz night.

Cairds: The lads decide to have a card night, Old Joe decides to but up his new disabled buggy as collateral and looses it to Tam. Jack and Victor decide to come up with a plan for Joe to win it back.

Big Yin: The Neds of Craigland are playing havoc so the lads decide to contact Big Innes, who is allergic to Midouri, meanwhile Winston decides to get a job at a supermarket and has to deal with a store bully.

Oot: Archie the local hermit is moving to Osprey Heights while Jack and Victor try to help him with the outside world. Winston decides on a new T.V. but they are expensive so decides to build his own.

Aff: Victor fakes a illness to get his son to come and visit him, Isa is told by a psychic she will get hit by a car and everyone makes a joke of it. Things look grim for Winston and his foot as it has no circulation and will loose his foot.

Ya flying through these pretty quick.