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Comic Strip Present Bad News Tour...
Alan Metcalfe aka Vim Vuego,was the lead singer of seminal British heavy metal band Bad News,with Colin Grigson on bass,Den Dennis rhythm guitar and Spider Webb on drums,this is the story of there unsuccessful rise to fame...This fly on the wall documentary,is a warts and all tale of there tour of Grantham, which would lead to in fight bickering and there demise,all caught on camera...As the band travel the long motorway journey to Grantham,they are interviewed and anylsed by top rock journalist Sally,who tries to find out what lies at the heart of this band,are they futuristic metal? or are they new billy romantics???...What we do know from the futage shown is the band in the tradition of great and not so great rock outfits, are constantly squabbling and fighting, although this mostly seems to be between Vim and Colin,with Vim constantly belittling Colin,(which is mostly due to the fact that Colin isn't a very good bass player and as Alan,sorry Vim keeps reminding Colin he is only in the band because of his brothers amplifier)... We also learn that Den Dennis has irritable bowel syndrome and really likes sausage's but can seldom afford them,and that Spider can do really long drum solo's,if anybody would let him,and also has a liking for school girls...The climax of this documentary is the run up to there I'll fated gig at Grantham,unfortunately due to some poor advertising only four people and a rather bemused dog (who got in for free,much to the dismay of Den),are there to witness the bands finest half hour...This is unfortunately not the end of the group's woes,as there fee of forty pound, has been with held due to poor ticket sale's... But in an unexpected twist,we learn that this was all arranged by the documentary crew to add some much needed drama to this I'll fated tour...Bad News certainly live up there name...
Bad News Bad News Bad News
For you and you and you and you and you
Bad News Bad News Bad News
For you and you and you and you and.....