Why did the fisherman throw a glove in the river?
To catch fish fingers!
How do you make a jacket last?
Make the trousers first!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to the Bird's Eye shop!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was sitting on a one-eyed chicken!
Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did all the other monkeys fall out the tree?
They thought it was a game!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, first of all, the lightbulb must really want to change.
Where do frogs get their eyes tested?
At the hoptician!
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one....and the other one got away with minor injuries.
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